Sunday Funny: The Work Week According To…
September 23, 2012
Discovered the perfect post for this week’s Sunday Funny thanks to
An Optimist’s View Of The Work Week
Monday – Fresh start! Time to get things done!
Tuesday – Yay! At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – Week is almost over!
Thursday – Tomorrow is Friday!
Friday – *singing Loverboy’s “Everybody’s working for the weekend”
A Pessimist’s View Of The Work Week
Monday – Ugh Tuesday – Only One Day Away From Monday Wednesday – Why is it only the middle of the week? Why is this week soooo long? Thursday – Ugh, Not Friday Friday – Damn, in two days it will be Monday again.A Serial Killer’s View Of The Work Week
Monday – Got to kill someone. The voices are telling me to… Tuesday – Do they know it’s me? Wednesday – They know it’s me! Thursday – I need a new place to hide the body! Friday – Got to kill someone. The voices are telling me to…A WordPress Addict’s View Of The Work Week
Monday – Oh, god! What am I going to write about? Tuesday – Did my post suck? I only got three likes! Wednesday – Checking stats….checking stats….checking stats…where’s Zimbabwe anyway? Thursday – Got to catch up on everyone else’s blogs! Friday – Why did the turduckin recipe get freshly pressed again?Your Pet’s View Of The Work Week
Monday - Dog – Let’s Play Cat – Feed Me! Fish – What’s that on the other side of the bowl? Tuesday - Dog – I love you Cat – Who are you again? Fish – Now that I’m on this side of the bowl, I wonder what’s that on the other side of the bowl? Wednesday - Dog – New Chew Toy?! OMG!! Cat - I need my litter changed. ASAP! Fish – I love when food falls from the sky! Thursday - Dog – The baby wants to play! Yay! Cat – Keep that drooly kid away from me! Fish – Is that a hand in my fish tank? Friday - Dog – I’m sorry I pooped on the carpet. Cat – Dog is eating my turds like Butterfingers. Stupid dog. Fish – *Floating at the top of the tank dead.A Clumsy Mountain Climber Who Just Reached The Top Of Mt Everest, Only To Trip Over The Side Of It, View Of The Work Week
Monday – Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tuesday – ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wednesday – ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Thursday – oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Friday – *splatA Gynecologist’s View Of The Work Week
Monday - Vagina Tuesday – Vagina Wednesday – Vagina Thursday – Vagina Friday – Golf
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Love the gynecologist!
right? someone was thinking when they made this list, SCB.
Moment by moment, day by day, week by week….life passes either way. Enjoy every minute you are blessed with. z
You are so right Beth! Time passes, everyday
LOL!!!! Wondeful. Love this post. Need to be more like the Optimist’s View Of The Work Week and love the WordPress Addict’s View Of The Work Week. hilarious!!!
Great post Roxie!
You are so right dutchgoesitalian! thanks!
I’m just a guy with a poetic reply…
I have my own view of the work week.
Since I’m on a perpetual winning streak.
I get up quite late,
Not sure of the date,
I’m retired but haven’t hit my peak.
Compliments of Humorous Interludes
http://ronyaroshauthor.com/
another winner Ron! thanks!!! excellent limerick, your talent shines
Roxie,
Good ones! I forwarded these to my sister. I thought she’d enjoy them too.
I went for a job interview on Friday. I think I could come up with a week’s worth of thoughts about that. It seems this makes a great writing prompt, no matter your circumstances.
Oh, what a great idea, Linda! A writing prompt…whoohooo, I wish you much success my friend, with this job, keep me posted
Watching the news teasers on the DVR on Saturday…a nice chance to relive it all. Rain? it’s not raining…oh, that was Monday. 8)
right? checking the weather first thing in the morning while glancing at my email, that’s the Monday through Sunday of it all! Thanks Katie!
LOVE the diverse perspectives here – how fun these glimpses are – into others minds and itchy feeling being under their skin! So enjoyable! Thanks, Roxie!
pretty creative…but my dear Claire, would love to see your list, hehehe!
Ahhh – that would be the continuing Introvert/Extrovert conversation with self – quite similar to schizophrenia, I’m sure:
M: Answer, clean out, sort, move email folders after writing, printing story for critique group(s) – above all, do NOT physically interact with people.
T: Ditto Mon. plus prepare story for Winthrop course – read, print, critique classmate stories, prepare watercolor project for art class after Winthrop – above all PREPARE to INTERACT with people.
W: Ditto M&T- plus update silent auction (SA) list -respond to donors, print out bid sheets – beg for donations – INTERACT only if necessary.
T: Ditto M,T,W- plus prepare manuscript for conference next month – as well as finish ekphrastic project for exhibit – if I’m driver in school pool to Winthrop, PREPARE to INTERACT w/people.
F: Ditto M,T,W,T – TGIF – DO NOT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE -but do everything I haven’t accomplished M,T,W,T staying up till about 3am – after dinner out with hubby, he knows I’ll just nod a lot.
S: Ditto M,T,W,T. – especially F – as well as try to READ b/c I WILL NOT INTERACT with anyone unless provoked.
S: Sleep In – Read paper – eat a real meal – speak and INTERACT ONLY IF AND WHEN I WANT to – smile a lot – maybe watch a mid-day movie, maybe take a nap – have a conversation with hubby and/or family member – maybe act like a normal person in between dittoing some of M,T,W,T,F when I forget that it is Sunday. Think about which days I’ll incorporate water aerobics which require INTERACTION prior to returning home, eating and starting my M,T,W,T,F’s!
Really interesting point, Claire! your days sound way too crazeee! no wonder I haven’t seen much of ya, hehehe
Hi Roxie. Monday….comment. Tuesday….reply. Wednesday…like. Thursday,,,follow. Friday.. why haven’t they liked me back !! Hugs. Ralph x
that’s so true, Ralph! hehehe dat’s about my week too!