Sunday Funny: Punography
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro – what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington obviously government’s fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
bahdahmbum!
Oh, btw don’t forget in the U.S. states that play with time move the clocks ahead one hour next Saturday night/Sunday morning. Check out when we gain that hour back here…
granter of giggles
Special thanks and shoutout to
SIR RALPH at Bluefish Way.
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A play on words never closes.
The post that keeps on giving…. laughs, that is!
As good as discovering a lost stack of vintage Mad Magazines. Giggles forever!
exactly!
I can’t remember the last time I’ve groaned so much.
oh, I bet the last time someone posted a bunch of cat videos, Mike! thanks tho’ for not ditching me
What you’ve got here (at least some of them) is a children’s picture book waiting to happen.
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Gosh, Jilanne, I hadn’t thought about that, great point! Are you writing it or should we put out a call for writers? hmmm…
It would probably work best with a writer/illustrator. I’m JUST a writer.
) So maybe you should send it up the flagpole, as they say. 
)
Or I could just nominate Mike, even tho he’s too shy (or is it modest?) to admit he’s got the chops for illustration!
Thanks for the giggles, Roxie!
yay, Tracy, feel free to pass ‘em on, hehehe
Very funny…. good stuff you posted here..
appreciate you hanging out, Roxi!
namaste
I would roll my eyes but I am too busy laughing.
good, can’t eye roll when the tears flow from ROFL, Katie!
I absolutely LOVE silly – and this fit my laughing bill perfectly today..thanks!
ah, payback, Rosemary, you owe me some giggles, perhaps committee ones *wicked grin*
Just too funny, Thanks for making me laugh today, Loved it!
yay, thanks Penny! some of them rub the punny bone raw, LOL!
These are so much fun, Roxie. I loved the pop quiz re: the Cocoa-Cola factory.
Thanks for the smiles!
glad to pass along the cheers, pop or otherwise, Marylin
Hi Roxie,
My son’s a mechanic; so the one about brake fluid tickled my fancy.
wow, Llinda, that’s terrific, I can just see you retelling it to him!
Roxanne, These are FUNTABULOUS!!! Thanks for posting.. I am sitting here giggling at every silly one of them.:)
appreciate you, Karen, and I’m so glad to tickle the funny bone and brighten your day!