Sunday Funny: I do…I think

Many weddings occur in June, so why not dedicate a SF to those blessed vows?

Professor House suggest some nontraditional pledge, warding off that expected divorce:

“I,_____do accept and wholeheartedly accept you as my wife. I shall promise to love you and support you in whatever you do, provided you handle the finances prudently and don’t go spending my earnings in a non-judicious way so as to cause our future family to go bankrupt or to be deprived of life’s basic necessities. I shall do my best to provide for your needs and wants, but I shall not bear the brunt of the mortgage alone, not if you want your name on the title.”

more from Professor House…

 

Young, naïve John and Jenny have written their own:

“I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes.” –John  

“I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win.” –Jenny

read John and Jenny’s ceremony…

 

And poor Cheryl, doesn’t know what she’s getting into with her comedian husband…

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23 thoughts on “Sunday Funny: I do…I think

  1. Pingback: Sunday Funnies 6/10/2012 - Lez Get Real

    • he is that, Mar…I wonder what creative things he’s writing now, perhaps wiggling out of sticky situations? or anniversary vows? hehehe, they are a smashing couple, you’re right with that call!

    • can you imagine the guests’ surprise? glad there was a video taken, for her sake too, so she could really know what was said instead of trying to remember. he covered all the bases, yes, very sweet, and unexpected. thanks Kim, appreciate your thoughts and visits🙂

    • no problem, just didn’t want you to miss them…the president, Mary-Kathryne Steele is professional and open to communication: rare qualities these days in the pub’g world, IMHO.

  2. I enjoyed the video very much. Thanks for the sharing the humor. About the financial agreement–I’m glad my husband and I both planned to work from the beginning. We both still do. Maybe that’s part of why we’ve made it for 38 years, next month.

    • congrats Linda! never too early to begin celebrating…I bet that has a lot to do with it! Hey on another note, meant to email to ask you if you saw the new children’s imprint open for subs: Wisdom Tales? Did you catch my post on it? perhaps your work suits them?

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