Many weddings occur in June, so why not dedicate a SF to those blessed vows?
Professor House suggest some nontraditional pledge, warding off that expected divorce:
“I,_____do accept and wholeheartedly accept you as my wife. I shall promise to love you and support you in whatever you do, provided you handle the finances prudently and don’t go spending my earnings in a non-judicious way so as to cause our future family to go bankrupt or to be deprived of life’s basic necessities. I shall do my best to provide for your needs and wants, but I shall not bear the brunt of the mortgage alone, not if you want your name on the title.”
Young, naïve John and Jenny have written their own:
“I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes.” –John
“I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win.” –Jenny
And poor Cheryl, doesn’t know what she’s getting into with her comedian husband…