Sunday Funny: Relationship Reality

         

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother’s

puppy 1

…then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want 

puppy 2

…then get a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

puppy 3

…then get a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

puppy 4

…then get a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually …

puppy 5

…then get a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ….

cat in recliner

…then get a cat!

You thought I was gonna say… marry a man, didn’t you?

dancing cats

granter of giggles

More Sunday Funnies…

Special thanks and shoutout to  

SIR RALPH at Bluefish Way. 

granter of giggles

 

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