Sunday Funny: WHY?

Image by © Royalty-Free/Corbis

Image by © Royalty-Free/Corbis

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? 

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? 

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’? 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests money called a broker? 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? 

granter of giggles

 

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Many Thanks, SIR RALPH at Bluefish Way !

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14 thoughts on “Sunday Funny: WHY?

  1. Excellent questions! Here’s one more, Why do we love to read and laugh at silly questions? I don’t know that one either, but it is certainly true for me. So you have me laughing again! Thank you Roxie!

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