Sunday Funny: Sheer Blonde

Recently, while in the grocery store the girl at the register remarked, “I’m having a blonde moment.”

The bagger replied, “Honey, I’m having a wish-I- were-still-blonde-but-I’m-gray life!”

Of course, later that day, no announcement made to Sir Ralph, my trusty jokester friend sends me this, another blonde funny.

Hmmm, I see the gray walls closing in on me!

 actually blonde

A gorgeous young redhead visits the doctor’s office.

“My body hurts where ever I touch it.”

“Impossible!” said the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed; then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

“See, I told you.”

The doctor replied, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

 😉

picture and funny from: Funny Chutkulegranter of giggles

and a shoutout to   SIR RALPH at Bluefish Way !

More Sunday Funnies…

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19 thoughts on “Sunday Funny: Sheer Blonde

  1. Hi Roxie 😀 It hasn’t arrived !! I may have deleted it if it found itself in Spam. I get so much I don’t look through it now, just delete. Happy Monday my friend. Ralph xox 😀

      • I sure did, Roxie.

        I’m going to give more attention when time allows. My water heater blew up near the end of my shift and my daughter is dealing with the possibility of crushing defeat. She auditioned for Dragons’ Den but hasn’t heard back yet. She’s pretty devastated and it falls to me, a man who has dealt with many a defeat in his life, to lift her spirits.

        Pray for me, won’t you?

        • I totally understand, and sympathize, Hook. Nothing worse than living with cold water and a daughter who’s crushed…but you’re an awesome dad who can and will be the hero, on all accounts.
          namaste, my friend
          Roxie

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