Recently, while in the grocery store the girl at the register remarked, “I’m having a blonde moment.”
The bagger replied, “Honey, I’m having a wish-I- were-still-blonde-but-I’m-gray life!”
Of course, later that day, no announcement made to Sir Ralph, my trusty jokester friend sends me this, another blonde funny.
Hmmm, I see the gray walls closing in on me!
A gorgeous young redhead visits the doctor’s office.
“My body hurts where ever I touch it.”
“Impossible!” said the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed; then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
“See, I told you.”
The doctor replied, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”
picture and funny from: Funny Chutkule